Land-dwelling mammals.

I've always had a sort of fascination with the creatures of land. Caribou, Bison, Antelope, Kelly Williams, Siberian Tigers, etc. The animals that I listed could easily hop on a plane to Cancun and enjoy a nice hot summer on Jerry springer, but simply choose to stay on the soil of our beautiful mother earth.

To the mass public, soaring birds and the fish in the sea have always been appealing, simply because they can achieve what humans can't. We somewhat solved the issue of humans not being able to fly with the invention of the airplane. 

Still, creatures like Kelly Williams choose not to soar through the beautiful clouds because they don't want to.

I recently discovered that Mr. Williams doesn't like flying. This leads me to wonder how he hunts Lions in the Kalahari with his friends that he met in the NRA. (Or the NBA. See Kelly Williams Wikipedia.)

Did he build a full-sized model of the Black Pearl with his bare hands and sail it over to the Dark Continent himself?

I guess that's one of the many mysteries of today.

Kelly Williams doesn't fly. He traverses land on his hand-built chopper made of elephant bone, and navigates the endless seas with his very own self-commanded ship.

Somebody write a documentary about this man. asap.