Hayden Panattiere has a new movie coming out.

This is Turner and my ten minute conversation about it via-facebook:

Turner: Whos this 'Beth Cooper'?

6:41pm Skyler: Hayden Panattiere's new character in her new film "I love you, Beth Cooper." mmmmm.

6:46pmTurner: Damnit. You would.

6:46pmSkyler: I love her. I'm gonna say it. I love her

6:46pmTurner: Shit dude. No way!

6:47pmSkyler: I know. yes I do, man! that's the thing! I do.

6:47pmTurner: So, What you're trying to say is, you are actually in love with her? Good man. Great man.

6:47pmSkyler: These are facts, my friend. No woman can ever get me to blow my load faster while thinking about them and rubbing my stiffy. Simple facts.

6:48pmTurner: Oh. Not even me?

6:48pmSkyler: You're close, but I love her.

6:49pmTurner: Shit dude. Thats a serious word to throw around like that

6:49pmSkyler: I know. It's a word that I barely even use with my mother.

6:50pmTurner: Dang. You mean business

6:50pmSkyler: A wise man once said that your soulmate will just stumble into your life like a confused little lamb. and that's exactly what she has done.

6:50pmTurner: Hmmmm. It sounds like a Twilight quote to me. Yeah, I'm pretty sure its from Twilight. New Moon to be precise

6:51pmSkyler: Bite your tongue, motherfucker.

My craigslist ad for prom.

Like young, hot ass? - 18 (Camas)

I go to Camas High School and need a smoking hot prom date. It's my senior year and I want to make everyone look like shit. If you're hot enough, there's a crisp 5 dollar bill and a spicy chicken crunchwrap supreme with your name on it.

Must be younger than 21 and willing to sign the dance contract regarding bumping and grinding, but smoking hot sex afterwards will not be frowned upon, in fact, it would be much appreciated.

My name is Skyler and i'm 5'10".

Send pictures to email and await approval. Thank you for your time.

The Angry Whopper.

My friend Turner and I chose to stop by Burger King a few weeks ago. Not "The BK Lounge!!". I'm not Dane Cook. Nor am I a pretentious queer or a college student who thinks that he's remotely funny or has material worth quoting all the damn time.

We went to Burger King and nothing seemed to tickle our fancies besides the Angry Whopper. Due to Burger King's recent ad campaign, the Angry Whopper struck fear into our hungry hearts. We decided to ball up and try it out. The worst thing that could happen was us being sent to the emergency room, and the hospital was right down the street. You only live once, eh?

We high-fived and each took a bite. It was fantastic. There was no pain involved. It was the greatest burger that I have possibly tasted. Especially for under 5 bones.

Mom just brought home a nice angry whopper for me to munch on while I blogged about it. I'd personally like to thank Burger King for creating this fiercely tamed beast and allowing the public and myself to consume it.